Quote of the Week

(Mom takes picture of me with cousin Marissa, who is draped in a blanket)

Padre, looking at picture: "Where's your arm, Marissa? Oh, this is our wonderful one-armed niece. She's an accomplished flautist--as accomplished as one can be with only an arm."

EDIT

Although the above quote is notable, there lies in the past a memory significantly funnier. Hence, I present to you the true Quote of the Week :

(Walking out of the door of the dorms)

Voting Activist: Are any of you supporters of Barack that haven't voted yet?
Drew, loudly: Barack is full of shit!